Thursday, 26 June 2008
Tuesday, 24 June 2008
I can't help but look at this guy and wonder what kind of underwear he has on? Surely with all that sparkly shit on he can't just be wearing normal cotton britches? I wonder what he is up to these days, and what does his home look like. He probably has a pet lizzard.
Monday, 23 June 2008
Thursday, 19 June 2008
List Of Actual Subtitles Used In Films Made In Hongkong:
I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way.
Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep.
Gun wounds again?
Same old rules: no eyes, no groin.
A normal person wouldn't steal pituitaries.
Damn, I'll burn you into a BBQ chicken!
Take my advice, or I'll spank you without pants.
Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?
Quiet or I'll blow your throat up.
You always use violence. I should've ordered glutinous rice chicken.
I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!
You daring lousy guy.
Beat him out of recognizable shape!
I have been scared shitless too much lately.
I got knife scars more than the number of your leg's hair!
Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected.
The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?
How can you use my intestines as a gift?
This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum. I am sure you will not mind that I remove your manhoods and leave them out on the dessert flour for your aunts to eat.
Yah-hah, evil spider woman! I have captured you by the short rabbits and can now deliver you violently to your gynecologist for a thorough extermination.
Greetings, large black person. Let us not forget to form a team up together and go into the country to inflict the pain of our karate feets on some ass of the giant lizard person.
From this website
Wednesday, 18 June 2008
There is actually a star-jump in the middle of this video, no lie.
If you want to hear another version go here, seems that whoever posted it, thought it was the second Rihanna.
Tuesday, 17 June 2008
I was in some clothes shop in Spain called 'trocadero' and they was playing the CD, i had to ask, 'what the hell is that?'. I always feel awkward asking shop keepers what they are playing because then they kind of often take a superior attitude as if, 'why is this mere simpleton asking me about my vast musical knowledge.' In fact i think it is always a very awkward relationship and interaction between a shop keeper and a customer. You have to deal with them for this brief period and you feel as if they are judging you and your weird purchases and there are awkward moments of silence whilst you are waiting for the card reader or the till to work. You are put in a kind of submissive position where they are in charge and they have the authority. And often you are not sure if you fancy them or not, or indeed if they fancy you, or if they have some weird judgement of one small detail of you outfit or hairstyle which means they would never consider you as a potential partner.They are nothing more to you than a person you would pass on the street and you know nothing more about them than any of the people you pass everyday, or sit opposite on a train or bus, but for that brief period of time your lives are forcibly intertwined and then it's all over and you may never see them again, but you will quite likely remember the occasion depending on how eventful it was. For example you may have dropped change and felt like an idiot or put your card in the machine the wrong way round. These experiences may mean you often think about the transaction when you have nothing else to think about. This is an interesting subject to me, you could write a book about it, when i was about 18 i had planned to write a poem about it, probably for the best that i didn't.
Monday, 16 June 2008
Sunday, 15 June 2008
Saturday, 14 June 2008
I got this album for £3 from HMV. It's hard to get hold of a copy for a reasonable price these days. It reminds me of retro sesame street daydream electro, what ever that is. It sounds like an old guy who lived on his own in new york in the 70's decided to make an album to brighten up his mundane life and stop him from killing and eating his neighbour, but really it was made by Martin Rev from Suicide in 2000. It's a bit like a suicide album, there's a few songs which just sound like wierd noise, but there's also a few which become some of your favourite songs ever.
So buy it and put it on a mix tape and give it to a girl and she'll think you have really cool obscure superior music knowledge. That's what life is all about.
Friday, 6 June 2008
Monday, 2 June 2008
Here's a link where you can try and get one. It's some kind of limited edition, so if it's sold out- unlucky. Try ebay, or steal someone elses.
Also if you know anything about artist Shepard Fairey here's a funny link where some guy's getting all worked up about him stealing images and stuff . I think he kind of missed the point of street art culture. I found the link when i was looking how to spell Shepard Fairey so everyone didn't think i was a cock.