"I live to be model thin...dress me, I'm your mannequin.''

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I want this for some reason, maybe because garbage pail kids was one of my favourite things ever as a kid, and i still love the artwork now. I can remember you use to be able to get little garbage bags with sweets in and a crud little figure of one of the kids themselves. Nobody believes me about these, but i've found some pics here. Just for fun here is a link to an archive of all the garbage pail kids that ever existed.

Fox the fox

I can't help but look at this guy and wonder what kind of underwear he has on? Surely with all that sparkly shit on he can't just be wearing normal cotton britches? I wonder what he is up to these days, and what does his home look like. He probably has a pet lizzard.

Chrome skull

Who the fuck doesn't want one of these.

Waylon Jack

Jessica
Originally uploaded by w a y l o n j a c k

''If I know anything at all, I am "self-taught", but really I know nothing about photography. i take snapshots.''

Queen of the minstrels

The original

Versions

Yellowbird

''Every girl goes through a photography phase, you know, like horses?''

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Buy me this

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Listen to this, whilst reading this.

List Of Actual Subtitles Used In Films Made In Hongkong:

I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way.

Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep.

Gun wounds again?

Same old rules: no eyes, no groin.

A normal person wouldn't steal pituitaries.

Damn, I'll burn you into a BBQ chicken!

Take my advice, or I'll spank you without pants.

Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?

Quiet or I'll blow your throat up.

You always use violence. I should've ordered glutinous rice chicken.

I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!

You daring lousy guy.

Beat him out of recognizable shape!

I have been scared shitless too much lately.

I got knife scars more than the number of your leg's hair!

Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected.

The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?

How can you use my intestines as a gift?

This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum. I am sure you will not mind that I remove your manhoods and leave them out on the dessert flour for your aunts to eat.

Yah-hah, evil spider woman! I have captured you by the short rabbits and can now deliver you violently to your gynecologist for a thorough extermination.

Greetings, large black person. Let us not forget to form a team up together and go into the country to inflict the pain of our karate feets on some ass of the giant lizard person.

From this website

This jacket is £79

The 'cody'

Remember this?

The first rhianna, loved the song and the video, think i was on my own there though.



There is actually a star-jump in the middle of this video, no lie.

If you want to hear another version go here, seems that whoever posted it, thought it was the second Rihanna.

Lullie vintage girl, will you go out with me?

Rythm & sound

I was in some clothes shop in Spain called 'trocadero' and they was playing the CD, i had to ask, 'what the hell is that?'. I always feel awkward asking shop keepers what they are playing because then they kind of often take a superior attitude as if, 'why is this mere simpleton asking me about my vast musical knowledge.' In fact i think it is always a very awkward relationship and interaction between a shop keeper and a customer. You have to deal with them for this brief period and you feel as if they are judging you and your weird purchases and there are awkward moments of silence whilst you are waiting for the card reader or the till to work. You are put in a kind of submissive position where they are in charge and they have the authority. And often you are not sure if you fancy them or not, or indeed if they fancy you, or if they have some weird judgement of one small detail of you outfit or hairstyle which means they would never consider you as a potential partner.They are nothing more to you than a person you would pass on the street and you know nothing more about them than any of the people you pass everyday, or sit opposite on a train or bus, but for that brief period of time your lives are forcibly intertwined and then it's all over and you may never see them again, but you will quite likely remember the occasion depending on how eventful it was. For example you may have dropped change and felt like an idiot or put your card in the machine the wrong way round. These experiences may mean you often think about the transaction when you have nothing else to think about. This is an interesting subject to me, you could write a book about it, when i was about 18 i had planned to write a poem about it, probably for the best that i didn't.

Mitsuoka

For the retro Willy Wonka/gangster side in all of us.

Sunglasses at night

One of them little shits is in the black eyed pees.

If this was your girlfriend, you would probably be best of locking her away and trying to marry her as quick as you possibly could, otherwise some other fiend would steal her off you and be married to the asian temptress who could draw insanely detailed spindly limbed folk. That would not be a good position to be in.

Karis

You may recognise this character from the scissor sisters video, filthy gorgeous. Some kind of 25 year old androgynous hula hoop expert. Check the myspace.

GEORGE FAITH- To Be A Lover

Thanks to Bongolia at verygoodplus.co.uk for finding this for me, sweet Lee Perry production, one of the best sounds in the world, ever.

Danny Trejo

Patrick Hoelck

This is one of my favourite photographs ever, check the website. The artist also took a really cool picture of Danny Trejo, one of my favourite people ever.

Lala's ring

This ring is meant for drag queens, but it comes in girls sizes aswell, so you don't need sausage fingers to wear it. You cannot really buy this kind of extreme costume jewellery anywhere so you have to go to strange places to get it, like Lala Mcallan's drag queen treasure chest. Buy it for that special lady in your life, there'll be favours at bedtime.

Make it bigger!

What is wrong with Suzuki, they must be thick. The Jimny looks so fit, it's just it's so tiny. When you was a kid in the 80's if you wore jack ups to school you would get severely dissed on the playground, the same as when you got slack with going to the barbers and let your sideburns grow to long, then your mum had to cut them for you and she got one longer than the other or something. That's what owning a Jimny would be like for a man of my height and stature, driving about with your knees around your ear holes.

There is clearly a gap in the market here, just make a car which looks like this but is %10 bigger in size with a small engine but you could have give us at least a 1.4. Grand Vitaras just aren't the same. I don't want a Chelsea tractor or anything all i want is a car which looks like something the A-Team might have used, is that too much to ask. And i do not want a jeep wrangler with a 4 litre engine although they are probably the fittest car in existence.

makimaki vintage

Makimaki vintage girl, will you go out with me?

Sensual Seduction

All videos should be like this.

STRANGEWORLD

I got this album for £3 from HMV. It's hard to get hold of a copy for a reasonable price these days. It reminds me of retro sesame street daydream electro, what ever that is. It sounds like an old guy who lived on his own in new york in the 70's decided to make an album to brighten up his mundane life and stop him from killing and eating his neighbour, but really it was made by Martin Rev from Suicide in 2000. It's a bit like a suicide album, there's a few songs which just sound like wierd noise, but there's also a few which become some of your favourite songs ever.
So buy it and put it on a mix tape and give it to a girl and she'll think you have really cool obscure superior music knowledge. That's what life is all about.

Save the planet.

Don't really know what this is all about but i think they should provide this as a service on all trains then maybe people would start using them and nobody would drive round in 4x4's and the planet would be healed. I could easily rule the world.

Gaslamp Killer

This looks like Edward Norton on the front cover, featuring in Arabic History X. But it is'nt, this is some wierd mix cd box set with artwork by Shepard Fairey. This is just one of those albums you have to buy because of the front cover, then find out you love the music.

Here's a link where you can try and get one. It's some kind of limited edition, so if it's sold out- unlucky. Try ebay, or steal someone elses.

http://www.fusshop.co.uk/

Also if you know anything about artist Shepard Fairey here's a funny link where some guy's getting all worked up about him stealing images and stuff . I think he kind of missed the point of street art culture. I found the link when i was looking how to spell Shepard Fairey so everyone didn't think i was a cock.

http://www.art-for-a-change.com/Obey/index.htm