Tuesday, 30 September 2008
Surely these kinds of alternative celebrities are more interesting than the people we hear about all the time? Whilst they are still alive and haven't lept to their deaths, why don't we see them in heat and sneak magazine or at film premieres? The world is so shit.
Monday, 29 September 2008
I was sick on it once.
My MJ doll was nowhere near as good as these creations:
You can see more strange dolls on the artists website. Unfortunately the pictures are a bit shit. If you save them to your computer and then open them, they come out better, i don't know why.
I always really wanted one of those rice cakes in the big boss when i was a kid. That was my favourite Bruce Lee film.
Horse faced Babs Striesand in a see throught top. Nice sense of humour.
Then i went looking for some pictures of the Bruce Lee film 'big boss' and it offered me this:
Which is taken from this website, going straight in my favourites:
Friday, 26 September 2008
Wednesday, 24 September 2008
Tuesday, 23 September 2008
I don't really like the idea of wearing dog hair. I remember once when i was a kid i saw this TV program about an old woman who collected all of her golden retriever's hair in the cupboard under the stairs so she could knit a cardigan out of it. I pretty much think that my idea of hell might be getting locked in that cupboard full of dog hair. I bet you if god is a reader of this blog he will be constructing my hell for me now...
That guy actually almost looks like a messenger of Satan, if not Satan himself, laughing at me, ''you know what you've got coming bitch.'' These messages are everywhere if you look out for them.
Monday, 22 September 2008
Sunday, 21 September 2008
Apparently the girls chew and swallow their hair during some kind of subconscious habit and it builds up over years in their stomachs without them realising, causing all sorts of problems. It has a name and everything-trichophagia. So now there is a technical term for this hair eating addiction and gradual build up within the stomach, but there is no name for my love of female navel hair. Maybe i have discovered a new fetish and now, in the same way as when someone finds a comet or a hurricane, they will name it after me.
Saturday, 20 September 2008
Thursday, 18 September 2008
He use to give me a plastic carrier bag with 20 films in it at a time to borrow. One of the best films he lent me was the Warriors. I use to watch it over and over again with my brother until i had to give the tapes back. It's funny how different memories are linked to every film.
Everyone's probably seen it but don't forget how good the soundtrack is. I don't think this song is on it?? But it was in the game. I would make all this music available to download from this blog or give you a link or something but i don't know how, so if you have those sort of skills, please let me know. Thanks.