Who the fuck is gonna buy this?

An actual real Barbie doll of Tippi Hedren being attacked by crows in Alfred Hitchock's the Birds.

Look at the product description,

''As you can see, the doll is being assaulted by a trio of angry avian attackers, making this one of very few products to be both awesome and classy.''

''Includes real fake birds!''

''High-quality head looks scared and has awesome hair!''

Also:

Who would want a little model of the fourteen year old girl out of the exorsist legging it down the stairs upside down with a demented look on her face.

''Exorcist Regan Spider Walk action figure''.

Thanks for making these.

Deathrace

It looks like they have completely missed the tongue in cheekness of the original out in this remake. But i'll still watch it as crud action films are a guilty pleasure of mine, plus Lovejoy is in it.

Great doll photography here.

Evil

Where the fuck do these advertising cunts find this endless stream of annoying music. Well the answer is actually sometimes more sinister than you may think. Take a look at this sod.

Some fucking Heinz advert with a catchy little ladybird picnic song. You might think some superior music knowledge advertising man has found this tune by a Swedish folk-pop band you never heard of. So if you never heard of it, why the fuck has it become the new screen saver for your mind. Every time you are going about your business, with nothing in particular to think about in pops the ladybug picnic song. And obviously Heinz are hoping that along with the song, the product will also be in your thoughts.

Well the reason this song and probably many other advert songs are entering your head so frequently is because it was actually the song behind one of those acid trip sesame street animations you use to love as a child.

So at one stage you probably use to fucking love that tune, it has been in your mind since you was an innocent little child. Heinz are exploiting the fact this is already in your memory banks somewhere linked to other happy thoughts and memories of your childhood and they are hoping this thought process will instantly transfer to your opinion of their product/brand.

These are the type of hermeneutics and subliminal thought process tricks advertisers love to use on us without us knowing. Also it's a crud advert.

Rampage vs Griffin

I can't fucking wait for this tonight. Quinton "Rampage" Jackson vs. Forrest Griffin, two of my favourite fighters so i don't really care who wins. I'm not a betting man but i want to make my prediction here that Forrest will win. He just seems to be completely on top of his game in the last few fights. If i'm wrong i'll just try to go back and edit my post without anyone knowing if that's possible, like Marty Mcfly with the sports almanac, which is pretty much the ultimate thing everyone wants in life.

This one is £79.95

My Dad use to wear a jacket like this and come down the school on parents evenings. My mates use to call him Pokahontis.

La Cabina

This is the kind of video you should have seen on TV as a child when you were off school for the day, and it should have disturbed the fuck out of you like a sesame street feature on tonsil removal. But you probably didn't, so watch it now instead, i love the fucking music, the atmosphere, this is cool.

Here is a link to watch it bigger.

This car is from 1968

This Bizzarrini Manta was built in 1968! What the fuck is wrong with car designers today. Things are supposed to get better not worse. It's a concept car aswell. I don't get concept cars, they never put them into production because they know the public aren't adventurous enough to buy them.

There is only one of these in the world. It was originally green, then it got painted silver, now it's green again. Check out the three seets.

The Ultimate Warrior

This isn't the ultimate warrior i remember. These wrestler dudes, who spoke like wild beasts and wore make up, i use to wonder what they did at night and where they lived. Ultimate warrior use to try and give the impression his wrestler character was the real him. So if that was him with tastles round his biceps he kind of had a half animal/simple man persona like the bigfoot monster that lived with that family or something, so surely he must have lived in a cave and ate raw meat off of animals he had caught in his teath. He couldn't just walk in to macdonald's looking like the ultimate warrior. Either that, or he was just lieing to all us children and he was really a normal man of humble pleasures who didn't snarl like a pig-wolf. It is at this crucial point of realisation that we as young males come to realise wrestling is fake and the perfect plex doesn't actually hurt. But with this video i have posted here, there is no point of realisation, you know that cunt is chatting shit from the beginning.

Am i hot?

There's a new game to play when you are bored. Am i hot?

Link

4 of the best film scenes ever

to name a few...









I would like anybody else to make a similar list of their favourite and tell me when it's done, thanks.

Power of the night

It's almost a power ballad, better than the crud gremlins rip of a film it came out of. Get this downloaded and lstten to it whilst you are walking down the street and you will feel as if you have the power to overcome all obsticles.