Madballs

I was pretty young when these things were out, but i thought they were well cool. At first they were some kind of foam balls which could somehow suck up water like a sponge and dribble it out of their nose/mouth.

Then they released action figures, which as you can see, were one of the best things ever. They had a little button on the back which when pressed made the head pop off.

My favourite figures were ''Bruise Brother'' and ''dust brain''. I have no idea what i did with them but i want some more, i will check ebay. Does anybody know if they were re-released or anything?

Reporter turns ghetto in 3 seconds

This probably ancient, but i think it's fucking hilarious...

Facts

I love weird facts. I got a weird fact book for Christmas. My two favourite facts in the book were...

Clint Eastwood is allergic to horses.
Andy Garcia was born with a dead conjoined twin growing out of his neck.
Thanks.

Coulrophobia

A fear of fucking clowns does not fill the void where your personality should be. It is becoming increasingly fashionable for people to spontaneously announce that they're scared of clowns. It is usually people who have little to no interests and similarly there is nothing interesting about them.

How fucking often are you going to come across a clown in your everyday life? Never, so why do you feel the need to proclaim it as one of your main personality traits. The big footed cunts are annoying, i'll give you that, but if you show me that you've latched onto a trend as ridiculous as a fear of clowns i really can't have any respect for you. At least be original and say you're scared of eggs or something.

That actually happened to me once. A girl i went out with was scared of eggs, so i told her, ''it's ok, egg white is similar in consistency to semen''. After that she would never suck me off, so it didn't work out too well. But there are many other things you could pretend to be scared of for attention, if you must.

Girls are like that, they say silly things for attention which annoy us more than listening to a drill or alphabeat, but we turn a blind eye to it because we like the way they look. That's pretty much the key to all existence.

JA one

New York Grafitti artist Jonathon Avildsen junior is one of the most prolific and respected bombers of all time. The term 'bomber' describes an artist who is more interested in putting his mark on everything and anything than technical skill or ability.

He has had several film and tv roles including the character 'Snake' in Karate kid 3 which was directed by his Dad.


Here he is auditioning for the part:



It's not really the artwork which intrigues me, more the lifestyle behind it, which you can read about in this great article:

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Also here are some videos of him doing some strange stuff which i found at videothunder. Thanks

P.s he was in the film Titanic aswell

girl and dolphin

When i use to visit my Dad in Russia as a child i always use to see this cartoon on a vhs compilation he made me watch. I enjoyed seeing it again, but you will probably hate it as you can only watch things with aliens and slaughter in them due to the fact you have been desensitized by the modern world.

Here is the tune, which i have on my ipod as well. You can come here to listen to it every day if you like. Use this one below, so you don't have to go through the whole ten minute version to find it.

Get your hair did

cat dancers

Can anyone tell me where i can watch this HBO documentary about about wig wearing cat folk who are involved in a threesome? Thanks.

Forgotten Heroes of the Ring...

Sorry for not posting for a while, i have been working on a small project. Forgotten Heroes of the Ring is a collection of autographed promo shots featuring some of the great wrestlers from the last century. It's a limited 100 edition run sponsored to coincide with the release of the forgotten heroes series of action figures in February.
Here are some views from within the book:

The book is Hardcover, 98 pages. It will be available for £11.99 from the main Forgotten Heroes website, but you can reserve a copy by emailing your details to me here at conroyvanwinkle@hotmail.co.uk

bloodlines of power

This is the best video.............EVER. There is 31 parts to this, here is the first if you like it just watch the rest on youtube. I'm not posting them all here because i can't be bothered. It has fuck all to do with southpark.

American Food #3- Death pizza from jupiter

I'm not really into health food, but this is just taking the piss. That just looks like some kind of pie made from the shit they pull out of a dead heart attack victim's arteries. No bread, just fucking more cheese and peperoni all the way through. Eating that is like sucking a Turkish business man's willy in a train station toilet and saying, ''i know i'll get aids, but it just tastes so good''. They might as well brand it as ''suicide pie'', make the box black and put a skull on it. Then at least it would be kind of cool like those death cigarettes you can get. I use to buy them from the tobacconists (the only place you could get them) when i was 14. I pretty much ruled.


Actually, i only bought them once. Or maybe i sent some fat kid in to get them because i couldn't get served. But i defiantley owned a pack. Fat kids always looked older.

Sweat

That is one sweaty fucker. I don't think i've ever swat that much in my life. This website is full of nothing but sweaty celebrity pictures. I can't be bothered to read it, so i don't know if they get boners over the sweat or weather they are disgusted by it, all i know is i just looked at five pages of sweaty folk. Why do 'celebs' sweat so much, are they a different species? They have some random celebs like carol vorderman and headlines like ''beverly knight sweats out the funk.''

Sweat link

David Icke

This is a great David Icke video. I love David Icke. Even if it's complete nonsense it's more compelling than any film coming out right now. It's two and a half hours long by the way.

Here's a link to watch it on google.

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