The saturdays - choose 1 (or two)

It doesn't matter how cool you think you are, or how old you get, when a new girl band comes along you have to choose your favourite. It's like an unwritten law of mankind.

I don't have a clue what there names are so i've numbered them to make it easier.

For me it's number 4, i love the petiteness and the fact i can't tell what the fuck her ethnic origin is. And because she's just fit.

Closely followed by number 3, because she looks like she may have once been a man or be somewhere in between, this makes her more interesting than the others.

Number 1 is dryness with too short hair.

Number 2 has flared nostrils.

Number 5 is too blond with a big tongue.

Take your pic?

Pleasure for sale

I don't really see the appeal of prostitutes, if i was really that desperate i'd rather just crack one out. There are loads of documentaries on these legal brothels but this one seems to show more of the realities of these places.

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You can see loads more episodes in this guys youtube page:

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Gaylords

Good gays:

Bad Gays:


Learn the difference.

P.s i just have to point out that the video is the gayest thing you will ever see and if you just skipped over this post and could not be bothered to watch it, you really need to go back and experience it.

What gender is your brain? - Test

''Some researchers say that men can have 'women's brains' and that women can think more like men.''

Do you want to know what sex your brain is? Then do this test god dammit. I was just told my brain was exactly in the middle like some odd intersexed creature. Thanks for that. Obviously all it really means is i'd be more sensitive to a woman's needs in the bedroom than you.

Here is the test. Tell me your results so i don't get insecurities about my sexual identity, thanks.

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Le Bien, La Mal

Vlad the impaler from Teenage Ghosts

Yes that's Patrick Swayze as a centaur surrounded by rainbows. Rad.

Would you?

I was just wondering would any straight male out there be into this? Yeah she's 'famous' for all the wrong reasons (having a cunt for a brother and a cunt for a girlfriend) but i don't really give a shit about that. Her djing skills probably amount to her turning up and pressing shuffle, but i'm just talking from a visual point of view, would you? Because for some reason i'm feeling the androgynous looks and her anemic, class room nerd gangly stance. I don't know for sure, but i suspect these hardcore lesbians have pretty unkempt bushes, and i also fear she may have some kind of over masculinised clit-dick , which just developed from her high levels of testosterone and uncontrollable lust for females. But i like her shoes and every man likes to think they'd be the one male a lesbian would swing for.

Listen and look- Horror show edition

Listen to the music, look at the pictures, savour the flavours

Boner jams

There's something strangely liberating about accidentally popping a fully fledged boner in public.

We've all got our boner stories.

There's always the fear that if you do try to suppress your involuntary hard ons, you will fuck with the bodies natural balance resulting in an inability to achieve the erectile state when the need arises. So best to just go with it like these guys...

''Victor Webster Erection on Mutant X''


''wrestler big boner''


''Jean-Claude Van Damme gets an erection on television''

Fake?!

It's more of a shock to a young boy to find out wrestling is fake than it is to find out father christmas doesn't exist. We all went through it.

P.S i grew out of wrestling when i was about 11.

Bad

A tattoo of MJ with his signature gloved hand on a fucking tween Macaulay Culkin's crotch bulge is not a good idea. How many times can you laugh at any joke? At least i hope it's a joke. Maybe he likes them young so now he just busts a nut to his calf muscle any time he gets the horn. Or perhaps this is like throwing a flag up to the pedo community any time he's in public, 'hey i'm one of you'.

Uvulva

I'm one of those people who never finishes anything and just always puts thing off until tomorrow, like completing your university degree or bothering to contact your illustration agent so he forgets that he ever actually agreed to represent you in the first place. Usually i just think who gives a shit, but when it comes to your physical body you should be a little more careful i suppose.

After i'd had my tonsils removed a while ago (it fucking kills) i took a look in the mirror at the back of my throat to assess the damage. It all looked OK at first but then i noticed that little thing which hangs down in the middle had gone missing. The fuckers had just lopped it off without so much as asking. Can they even do this? Anyway i just couldn't be bothered to ask why they'd taken it, so now i live a healthy life without one.

I have no idea what this thing is for, apparently it's called a 'Uvulva' or weather you are capable of living as a normal adult male without one (can i still have kids?) but if anyone knows anything about this please tell me. Thanks.

Nothing but trouble

I probably posted about this before but i can't remember. Here is a scene from one of my favourite childhood films, Nothing but trouble. It features Chevy Chase, Dan Aykroyd, John Candy, Demi Moore and somewhere the digital underground along with Tupac make an appearance.

''A businessman finds he and his friends the prisoners of a sadistic judge and his equally odd family in the backwoods of a bizarre mansion''

That's the plot summary from IMDB because i couldn't be bothered to write one. You can get it for £2.76 on amazon right now, i had to get it on pirate from ebay a couple of years ago. You missed out if you didn't see this 75 times as a yoot, but it's still worth watching now.