Boner jams

There's something strangely liberating about accidentally popping a fully fledged boner in public.

We've all got our boner stories.

There's always the fear that if you do try to suppress your involuntary hard ons, you will fuck with the bodies natural balance resulting in an inability to achieve the erectile state when the need arises. So best to just go with it like these guys...

''Victor Webster Erection on Mutant X''


''wrestler big boner''


''Jean-Claude Van Damme gets an erection on television''

Fake?!

It's more of a shock to a young boy to find out wrestling is fake than it is to find out father christmas doesn't exist. We all went through it.

P.S i grew out of wrestling when i was about 11.

Bad

A tattoo of MJ with his signature gloved hand on a fucking tween Macaulay Culkin's crotch bulge is not a good idea. How many times can you laugh at any joke? At least i hope it's a joke. Maybe he likes them young so now he just busts a nut to his calf muscle any time he gets the horn. Or perhaps this is like throwing a flag up to the pedo community any time he's in public, 'hey i'm one of you'.

Uvulva

I'm one of those people who never finishes anything and just always puts thing off until tomorrow, like completing your university degree or bothering to contact your illustration agent so he forgets that he ever actually agreed to represent you in the first place. Usually i just think who gives a shit, but when it comes to your physical body you should be a little more careful i suppose.

After i'd had my tonsils removed a while ago (it fucking kills) i took a look in the mirror at the back of my throat to assess the damage. It all looked OK at first but then i noticed that little thing which hangs down in the middle had gone missing. The fuckers had just lopped it off without so much as asking. Can they even do this? Anyway i just couldn't be bothered to ask why they'd taken it, so now i live a healthy life without one.

I have no idea what this thing is for, apparently it's called a 'Uvulva' or weather you are capable of living as a normal adult male without one (can i still have kids?) but if anyone knows anything about this please tell me. Thanks.

Nothing but trouble

I probably posted about this before but i can't remember. Here is a scene from one of my favourite childhood films, Nothing but trouble. It features Chevy Chase, Dan Aykroyd, John Candy, Demi Moore and somewhere the digital underground along with Tupac make an appearance.

''A businessman finds he and his friends the prisoners of a sadistic judge and his equally odd family in the backwoods of a bizarre mansion''

That's the plot summary from IMDB because i couldn't be bothered to write one. You can get it for £2.76 on amazon right now, i had to get it on pirate from ebay a couple of years ago. You missed out if you didn't see this 75 times as a yoot, but it's still worth watching now.

Twincest

I'm pretty open minded when it comes to sex and whatever. But i can't understand why people like the idea that these twin brothers from Tokyo hotel are bumming each other.

There is a hell of a lot of 'fan art' dedicated to this theme on the internet:

This was just about the least explicit i could find.

And these i found on a German site, so i couldn't really understand what was going on, but i swear he's meant to be pregnant in this one:

And here are the happy couple with their new born child, from the same site:

What kind of a person actually makes these type of pictures, that is one creature i'd love to see.

You probably would though...

American food #4 - Mug Root Beer

Can you get this everywhere in America, the golden land of opportunity? Here in the UK i only know one shop that sells it and they charge £1.50 a can. It tastes a bit like the stuff they give you to rinse your mouth at the dentist, but fizzy. I love it.

Madballs

I was pretty young when these things were out, but i thought they were well cool. At first they were some kind of foam balls which could somehow suck up water like a sponge and dribble it out of their nose/mouth.

Then they released action figures, which as you can see, were one of the best things ever. They had a little button on the back which when pressed made the head pop off.

My favourite figures were ''Bruise Brother'' and ''dust brain''. I have no idea what i did with them but i want some more, i will check ebay. Does anybody know if they were re-released or anything?

Reporter turns ghetto in 3 seconds

This probably ancient, but i think it's fucking hilarious...

Facts

I love weird facts. I got a weird fact book for Christmas. My two favourite facts in the book were...

Clint Eastwood is allergic to horses.
Andy Garcia was born with a dead conjoined twin growing out of his neck.
Thanks.

Coulrophobia

A fear of fucking clowns does not fill the void where your personality should be. It is becoming increasingly fashionable for people to spontaneously announce that they're scared of clowns. It is usually people who have little to no interests and similarly there is nothing interesting about them.

How fucking often are you going to come across a clown in your everyday life? Never, so why do you feel the need to proclaim it as one of your main personality traits. The big footed cunts are annoying, i'll give you that, but if you show me that you've latched onto a trend as ridiculous as a fear of clowns i really can't have any respect for you. At least be original and say you're scared of eggs or something.

That actually happened to me once. A girl i went out with was scared of eggs, so i told her, ''it's ok, egg white is similar in consistency to semen''. After that she would never suck me off, so it didn't work out too well. But there are many other things you could pretend to be scared of for attention, if you must.

Girls are like that, they say silly things for attention which annoy us more than listening to a drill or alphabeat, but we turn a blind eye to it because we like the way they look. That's pretty much the key to all existence.

JA one

New York Grafitti artist Jonathon Avildsen junior is one of the most prolific and respected bombers of all time. The term 'bomber' describes an artist who is more interested in putting his mark on everything and anything than technical skill or ability.

He has had several film and tv roles including the character 'Snake' in Karate kid 3 which was directed by his Dad.


Here he is auditioning for the part:



It's not really the artwork which intrigues me, more the lifestyle behind it, which you can read about in this great article:

Link

Also here are some videos of him doing some strange stuff which i found at videothunder. Thanks

P.s he was in the film Titanic aswell

girl and dolphin

When i use to visit my Dad in Russia as a child i always use to see this cartoon on a vhs compilation he made me watch. I enjoyed seeing it again, but you will probably hate it as you can only watch things with aliens and slaughter in them due to the fact you have been desensitized by the modern world.

Here is the tune, which i have on my ipod as well. You can come here to listen to it every day if you like. Use this one below, so you don't have to go through the whole ten minute version to find it.