Horses.

I've always been suspicious of girls who are into horses. It looks fucking boring, so surely there must be something more to it than meets the eye. Why is it always girls who ride horses anyway? Is it a sexual thing? I know some girls break their hymens through vigorous horse riding, technically loosing their virginity to the animal, but do they actually get thrills from rubbing off against the saddle? Is that what it's all about? Sitting up high on a saddle in the open country air, breathing in the fresh scent of manure, openly experiencing full body climaxes in public. There must be something strangely invigorating about the whole performance.

Somebody who reads this must be into horse riding, so please tell me, does it make you cum or what?

Everyone's probably seen this, but anyway here's the link, don't click it if you're at work-

Horseplay