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Just like one of those fat kids who used to be really good with a rubix cube, but with an mpc instead. Most of us got far too into cock play in our teens to ever achieve this kind of status.

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I had never heard of this character until my friend at thedrolldollshouse informed me. I just can't believe how good his story is, so i thought he deserved a post all of his own.

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Afro-caucasian male 44 seeking trans couple for LTR (must be able to accommodate)...

...is the latest book title i am involved in the production of. The book will feature a number of personal adds posted on various internet dating sites and the most interesting, unusual or mundane responses they garner.

The format will be, one page: inserted advert along with picture, the following page(s): responses along with attached pictures (censored to protect identity).

If you would like the opportunity to write an advert for a dating website which may be used in the book in some form, please do so in the comments section below or email me. Please be as creative (yet realistic) as you can.

Many thanks

C

''Gurlz''

If i was making a film, i would put this guy telling this story in it, i think it has a certain radness about it.

Speaking of which, my mate once told me this story of how his older brother nearly got thrown out of the house by his mum because she found a bizarre masturbatory device in his wardrobe. It was basically a jam jar to which he had somehow attached chicken fillets to the inside edge. He obviously then stuck his cock in it to simulate what he thought a vagina would feel like. A little odd i must say, but i wouldn't have thought it would warrant turfing him out on the streets for.

time destroys everything...

You know when you use to watch dazed and confused, did any other healthy straight young males use to find Mitch Kramer strangely attractive? Well sorry to ruin it for you, but here he is now:

He should have became a transexual or something, looks like he just stayed home and ate maybe?

Oh well, best just stick to real girls:

This one kills me:

And you wanted to be this guy aswell?

Still want to be him...?

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Have you ever heard of Traumatic Masturbatory Syndrome? Me neither, maybe you suffer from it but don't even realise. Traumatic Masturbatory Syndrome (TMS) is the habit of masturbating prone. It causes severe sexual dysfunction in most males who practice it. In other words, if you develop a habit of wanking face down, it will fuck up your sex life.....for ever!

''Some TMS practitioners rub their penises against the mattress, pillow, or other bedding, while others thrust into their hand. Some rub against the floor. Masturbating face-down puts excessive pressure on the penis, and especially on the base of the penis. These sensations are not easily replicated in conventional masturbation or in sexual intercourse. This can make TMS practitioners unable to have normal sexual relations. Apparently according to some survey males who masturbate conventionally have sex 6.6 times more often than TMS practitioners.

The most common problems TMS sufferers have are inorgasmia (also called anorgasmia; it's the inability to have an orgasm during intercourse); or delayed orgasm. Many TMS sufferers also have trouble getting erections. It's a common experience among males who are used to masturbating face-down to engage in sexual intercourse for over half an hour, fail to have an orgasm, and then try to reach orgasm in an atypical (and usually unenjoyable) way, such as thrusting the penis against his partner's legs, palm, or bed. Needless to say, the female partners of these men find their behavior unusual and disturbing. These women often wonder if they are to blame for the man's inability to reach orgasm through intercourse.''

So next time you're rubbing yourself off against your nan's sofa, stop and consider the implications of your actions. According to this website, you may well be fucking your dick up for life.

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can i tempt you?

Last night an advert for a gay dating website popped up on my screen. Fuck knows what i was looking at, but this was the picture they chose to tempt me onto the site.
He is one of the most bizarre humans i've ever laid eyes on. If i was going to be gay, this is definitely not the kind of look i'd go for.

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''Anything with more meat content than an overweight forefinger will do the job just fine''. I heard a doctor say that on TV once. It's almost poetic.