Robin Williams vs Bono

Are they the same person? Why do they have the same head?

Obama worship

Everyone is bumming Barack Obama. If i was a half breed i would be a little bit offended. He's not black. You half breeds need to stand up and claim ownership of him as your first president. There is actually a website dedicated to Obama art. It's funny how the very artists who were trying to subvert politricks are now contributing to it all, reflecting how the whole world is disappearing up it's own bumhole.

The evil part of me hopes everything goes wrong and Obama turns out to be the anti christ or something, just so i can laugh at you all.

Link to gay Obama art blog

Shit Christmas presents

In shops like Urban outfitters and American Retro they sell a selection of the shittest 'stocking filler' type presents known to man. Take this for example, a remote control for your girlfriend. This thing doesn't do anything. If you give it to someone they can't do anything with it. I can't even begin to imagine what kind of a cunt would buy such a thing.

They actually do ''control a boss'' and ''control a cat'' as well.

Just buy me a fucking apple or something if you're stuck for ideas, at least i could eat that.

Sorry about that, silly me!

So George W. Bush has (finaly) said that the biggest regret of his presidency was invading Iraq based on incorrect intelligence. Hang on a sec, did i hear that correctly? That's some pretty serious shit to be admitting. He's just saying that casually as if, ''yeah my biggest regret about going to macdonald's was not supersizing my meal''. No mate, you've just raped a country. Now you're half heartedly, pathetically saying it was a mistake to some degree. Nice one.

Anyway here is a summery of the whole fucked up episode, taken from a list of the top 10 false flag operations of all time. A false flag operation takes place when a government stages an attack of some sort against it's own country and then blames it on some other uninvolved entity giving them an excuse to do whatever the fuck they like to said entity.

Trust me, read this, then you can pretend you've been knowledgeable on the subject all along and tell others exactly how it is.

The September 11, 2001 Attacks
Like many buildings built in the 1970s, the twin towers were constructed with vast quantities of cancer-causing asbestos. The cost of removing the Twin Tower asbestos? A year's worth of revenues at a minimum; possibly as much as the value of the buildings themselves. The cost to disassemble the Twin Towers floor by floor would have run into the double-digit billions. In addition, the Port Authority was prohibited from demolishing the towers because the resulting asbestos dust would cover the entire city, which it did when they collapsed, resulting in many cancers with a confirmed link to the WTC dust.Despite its questionable status, in January of 2001, Larry Silverstein made a $3.2 billion bid for the World Trade Center. On July 24, the Port Authority accepted the offer. Silverstein then took out an insurance policy that, understandably, covered terrorist attacks, which happened seven weeks later. To date, Silverstein has been awarded almost $5 billion from nine different insurance companies. What was an asbestos nightmare turned into a $1.8 billion profit within seven weeks.

Donald Rumsfeld said about the Pentagon on the morning of September 10, 2001: "According to some estimates we cannot track $2.3 trillion in transactions." That bombshell was pretty much forgotten by the next morning. So, as a reward for losing $8,000 for every man, woman, and child in America, taxpayers patriotically forked over another $370 billion and counting to invade Iraq. True to form, the Pentagon promptly lost $9 billion of that money, too.

Eight days after the attacks, the 342-page Patriot Act was given to Congress. That same week, letters armed with anthrax from a US military lab entered the mail. Subsequently, while Congressional offices were evacuated, examined, cleaned and nasal cavities swabbed, the Patriot Act remained largely unread. Then, with little debate, the Patriot Act became law, giving the Bush administration unprecedented power to access people's medical records, tax records, information about the books they bought or borrowed and the power to conduct secret residential searches without notifying owners that their homes had been searched.

In early 2001, executives from Shell, BP, and Exxon met with Dick Cheney's Energy Task Force while it was developing its new national energy policy. Later, the companies freely admitted interest in profiting from Iraq's oil fields, even before the US invaded Iraq. And now? A new Iraq hydrocarbon law expected to pass in March 2007 will open the door for international investors, led by BP, Exxon and Shell, to siphon off 75 percent of Iraq oil wealth for the next thirty years.

According to statements by Lt. Col. Anthony Shaffer, a Bronze Star recipient with 22 years of experience in intelligence operations, a classified intelligence program codenamed Able Danger had uncovered two of the three 9/11 terrorist cells a year before the attacks and had identified four of the hijackers. Shaffer alerted the FBI in September of 2000, but the meetings he tried to set up with bureau officials were repeatedly blocked by military lawyers. Four credible witnesses have come forward to verify Shaffer's claims.

In August 2001, a Pan Am International Flight Academy instructor warned the FBI that a student (Zacarias Moussaoui) might use a commercial plane loaded with fuel as a weapon. The instructor asked "Do you realize that a 747 loaded with fuel can be used as a bomb?" Moussaoui was then arrested on immigration charges, but despite the repeated urging of the school and local agents, FBI headquarters refused a deeper investigation. The US also received dozens of detailed warnings (names, locations, dates) from the intelligence agencies of Indonesia, Great Britain, Germany, Italy, Egypt, Jordan, India, Argentina, Morocco, Russia, Israel, France and even the Taliban. It would seem that the entire world was onto the bungling Saudi hijackers and somewhat perplexed that the US wasn't taking preventative actions. But in each case the US, as if by design, chose not to investigate. Instead. Condoleezza Rice, on May 16, 2002, stated: "I don't think anybody could have predicted that these people would take an airplane and slam it into the World Trade Center, take another one and slam it into the Pentagon."

We also know that on the morning of 9/11, multiple Air Force war games and drills were in progress. The hijackers would have never made it to their targets without these war games: Operation Northern Vigilance ensured that many jet fighters that would have normally been patrolling the east coast were flying over Alaska and northern Canada in a drill that simulated a Russian air attack, complete with false radar blips.

Remarkably, operation Vigilant Guardian simulated hijacked planes in the north eastern sector, while real hijackers were in the same airspace. This drill had NORAD and the Air Force reacting to false blips on FAA radar screens. Some of these blips corresponded to real military aircraft in the air posing as hijacked aircraft. That's why when NORAD's airborne control officer, Lt. Col. Dawne Deskins, heard Boston claim it had a hijacked airliner, her first words were, "It must be part of the exercise."

Changing colours
If you follow the money, you can see that the people with the most to gain occupied the key military and civilian positions to help 9/11 happen, as well as to cover up the crime. Such is the hallmark of false flag operations throughout history. But the incredible scale of the 9/11 sham, and the sheer number of people who still refuse to see the mountain of truth in front of their eyes...that's what makes the September 11, 2001 attacks the greatest false flag operation of all time.

Hermann Göring stated: "Naturally the common people don't want war; neither in Russia, nor in England, nor in America, nor in Germany. That is understood. But after all, it is the leaders of the country who determine policy, and it is always a simple matter to drag the people along, whether it is a democracy, or a fascist dictatorship, or a parliament, or a communist dictatorship. ...Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is to tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country."

Adolf Hitler in Mein Kampf, a book still forbidden in some countries (such as France), wrote: "In the size of the lie there is always contained a certain factor of credibility, since the great masses of the people...will more easily fall victim to a great lie than to a small one."

Here is a link to the whole list.

douche bags

This site is called hot chicks with douche bags. I think most the 'hot chicks' there look like cunts as well, so it should just be called douche bags.

Link

Just wanted to add these two of my own

These last two are taken from 'the myspace toolbox' which is the reason for 'uncoached' being in my links section

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emo mouth

Who the fuck created that facial expression? One of the weirdest human behavioural epidemics of recent times. Annoying in a similar way to the seemingly contagious phenomena where peoples voices suddenly go up at the end of their sentences, as if they're asking a question with every fucking word they utter.

If anybody has got an emo mouth picture of themselves or anybody else, please send it to me so i can get annoyed and have another reason to consider becoming a serial killer. conroyvanwinkle@hotmail.co.uk

i'm a cunt

I'm such a miserable joyless cunt. Why can't i just be happy for people who do stuff like this? Everybody on youtube seems to love these videos. I can hardly bare to watch them. Every single movement she does annoys me. Her bratz doll clothes annoy me, her rat-tailed ginger hair annoys me, her name 'bandytoaster' annoys me, even the thought of her naked annoys me.



You see that little finger sticking up on her fist, that annoys me. Some dick called 'Hugo' left a comment under this picture on her myspace saying 'sweet hat'.

OFF HER TITS

Just incase you haven't seen it yet...

youtube covers

If you just type whatever song you like and 'cover' into youtube, you will get a whole fucking list of people doing their own interpretations of that song. Quite often with a ukulele. Basically if you film yourself singing a song into the camera and upload it onto the internet, it's pretty much guaranteed i'm going to hate you. That's just the way it is.
Anyway here are some highlights, i'll try and deal with one song in particular to start with...

If this guy was in full drag, i could just about handle him. At least then he'd be honest.


This girl looks like she either had a stroke or was born with very little control over her mouth movement, but i still want to bend her over and eat her out from behind. Despite the hair do.



If i passed this fucker in the street, i'd probably push her under the wheel of a heavy goods vehicle. Sorry.



I can't really say anything hateful about this girl. She looks like the kind of intelligent little super geek you secretly wanted to fuck at school, but knew you'd never get a chance unless you were border line autistic.

This leads us swiftly onto another breed. The ones who put up their own material. It's always complete shit, guaranteed.
'Frankielovestoday' is clearly influenced by Kate Nash. In other words she tries to sing like fucking Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins.


Back to covers...
This guy just disturbs me, i think he might storm a school with some weapons or something...


Had to show you this one because the guy in the middle looked half pigeon...


And last of all i actually quite like this one, because they look like they're from some end of the world cult who'll all decide to kill themselves one day...

This one's fully exempt from all the hatred. This is more like the American version of the wicker man than that recent Nicholas Cage nonsense.

Most of these fuckers are acting so disgustingly, showing us such embarrassing over genuine forms of self expression they might as well just be masturbating.

Wall-e you cunt.

Whatever happened to originality? And when you do borrow from something or reference a complete history of similar characters with your design, you should at least have the decency to give credit. The guy who came up with this wall-e thing has totally denied even being influenced by any of the above, which only makes you think he is trying to hide the fact his robot is a complete rip off. I can't actually bare to watch this cartoon knowing such an ignorant person created it.
Look at H R Giger's design for Alien, that won him an Oscar. That is the kind of creativity we want to see. It's one thing to remake and sample history, but when people start denying it and we just accept this, then we are in trouble. This simple character rip off is just a small reflection of how we are willing to accept anything these days and we are so easily mislead by music, politics and art.