Thankyou

Dear god,
thanks for not making me be involved in these types of fetishes.
Amen

Wear your dog

I don't really like the idea of wearing dog hair. I remember once when i was a kid i saw this TV program about an old woman who collected all of her golden retriever's hair in the cupboard under the stairs so she could knit a cardigan out of it. I pretty much think that my idea of hell might be getting locked in that cupboard full of dog hair. I bet you if god is a reader of this blog he will be constructing my hell for me now...

That guy actually almost looks like a messenger of Satan, if not Satan himself, laughing at me, ''you know what you've got coming bitch.'' These messages are everywhere if you look out for them.