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Swing a ling

This has to be one of the best existences you could possibly have, driving this van around selling records.

A modern fable

All those old stories they use to tell us at school are a bit out of date now. This story is like a modern version of Aesop's fable where the slave pulls the thorn out of the lions foot. Well not really but anyway, the thing is i like to eat pussy. To be honest if puntang was a restaurant i'd probably eat their everyday. Firstly, If you're a male and you've been after a particular girl for a while there will be all this pent up sexual aggression just waiting to be unleashed. Then secondly, this particular girl was one of those who you find so perfect, you'd probably be willing to lick the snot directly from her nose if ever the need arose. Well add those two elements together and that's going to be one pussy you're going to want to eat. So when i finally did get chance, there was no holding back.

I was getting into it when all of a sudden my tongue worked something loose from her clit. At first it felt like it was metallic, but i knew the only things this girl had pierced were her ears. The object dropped from my tongue and hit the bed with quite a weighty thud for it's size. I couldn't let it distract me from my game though. I didn't even mention it at the time as i didn't want to freak the girl out by saying, 'hold on something just came out of your clitoral hood'. I think it would have been all over at that point. So like a true pro i continued giving head and reached down with one hand to pick the tiny object up without even looking at. I then reached over and put it in the pocket of my shirt, which was next to us on the bed. Skills.

When the deed was done and we'd both reached several enduring climaxes, i put my shirt back on and said i was going to use the toilet. This gave me the chance to examine the object in full detail. As i took it out of my pocket i quickly realised it was a fingernail. It was fully painted red, so the varnish had obviously gave it the weight and the metallic feel. That's pretty disgusting i suppose, finding a fingernail wedged in a girls clitoral hood. I suppose the normal thing to do might be to flush it and get the hell out of there, but for some reason i popped it back in my shirt pocket and went back for more.

It must have come loose from her finger and lodged itself there during a furious masturbation session some time ago. Her nails were no longer red, so fuck knows how long it must have been there. It must have been causing some pain or discomfort, surely?? I don't actually know why i kept it, maybe as some kind of souvenir or trophy, or maybe as proof that girls really do wank just like us.

American food #1

I love America and the people, so i'm not dissing your country, there's loads of shit stuff about the UK aswell. It's just i was wondering what the fucking heck is this? I found it on a USA website saying it was a classic American dish??? It looks like a fucking afterbirth man.

What is it?

Christmas, in a rub a dub style

Here is my Christmas present to you, my collection of classic Christmas songs sung by reggae artists. Yes i actually have a collection of that. Play this cd whilst having Christmas dinner, whilst opening presents, in your car or at work, whatever you need to do to get festive, this is the cd for you. This is about as good as Christmas songs can ever be. It even features yellowman.

You better be quick because there are only 10 download opportunities, but I'm sure that will be plenty to go around the people who actually want it.

Make sure you own the originals and all that.

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Don't piss Arnold off...

At least make an effort

Look if you're thinking of giving the whole tranny thing a go, you need to take a long hard look in the mirror and ask yourself, ''am i going to be able to pull this off?''

Shit Christmas presents

In shops like Urban outfitters and American Retro they sell a selection of the shittest 'stocking filler' type presents known to man. Take this for example, a remote control for your girlfriend. This thing doesn't do anything. If you give it to someone they can't do anything with it. I can't even begin to imagine what kind of a cunt would buy such a thing.

They actually do ''control a boss'' and ''control a cat'' as well.

Just buy me a fucking apple or something if you're stuck for ideas, at least i could eat that.

Sorry about that, silly me!

So George W. Bush has (finaly) said that the biggest regret of his presidency was invading Iraq based on incorrect intelligence. Hang on a sec, did i hear that correctly? That's some pretty serious shit to be admitting. He's just saying that casually as if, ''yeah my biggest regret about going to macdonald's was not supersizing my meal''. No mate, you've just raped a country. Now you're half heartedly, pathetically saying it was a mistake to some degree. Nice one.

Anyway here is a summery of the whole fucked up episode, taken from a list of the top 10 false flag operations of all time. A false flag operation takes place when a government stages an attack of some sort against it's own country and then blames it on some other uninvolved entity giving them an excuse to do whatever the fuck they like to said entity.

Trust me, read this, then you can pretend you've been knowledgeable on the subject all along and tell others exactly how it is.

The September 11, 2001 Attacks
Like many buildings built in the 1970s, the twin towers were constructed with vast quantities of cancer-causing asbestos. The cost of removing the Twin Tower asbestos? A year's worth of revenues at a minimum; possibly as much as the value of the buildings themselves. The cost to disassemble the Twin Towers floor by floor would have run into the double-digit billions. In addition, the Port Authority was prohibited from demolishing the towers because the resulting asbestos dust would cover the entire city, which it did when they collapsed, resulting in many cancers with a confirmed link to the WTC dust.Despite its questionable status, in January of 2001, Larry Silverstein made a $3.2 billion bid for the World Trade Center. On July 24, the Port Authority accepted the offer. Silverstein then took out an insurance policy that, understandably, covered terrorist attacks, which happened seven weeks later. To date, Silverstein has been awarded almost $5 billion from nine different insurance companies. What was an asbestos nightmare turned into a $1.8 billion profit within seven weeks.

Donald Rumsfeld said about the Pentagon on the morning of September 10, 2001: "According to some estimates we cannot track $2.3 trillion in transactions." That bombshell was pretty much forgotten by the next morning. So, as a reward for losing $8,000 for every man, woman, and child in America, taxpayers patriotically forked over another $370 billion and counting to invade Iraq. True to form, the Pentagon promptly lost $9 billion of that money, too.

Eight days after the attacks, the 342-page Patriot Act was given to Congress. That same week, letters armed with anthrax from a US military lab entered the mail. Subsequently, while Congressional offices were evacuated, examined, cleaned and nasal cavities swabbed, the Patriot Act remained largely unread. Then, with little debate, the Patriot Act became law, giving the Bush administration unprecedented power to access people's medical records, tax records, information about the books they bought or borrowed and the power to conduct secret residential searches without notifying owners that their homes had been searched.

In early 2001, executives from Shell, BP, and Exxon met with Dick Cheney's Energy Task Force while it was developing its new national energy policy. Later, the companies freely admitted interest in profiting from Iraq's oil fields, even before the US invaded Iraq. And now? A new Iraq hydrocarbon law expected to pass in March 2007 will open the door for international investors, led by BP, Exxon and Shell, to siphon off 75 percent of Iraq oil wealth for the next thirty years.

According to statements by Lt. Col. Anthony Shaffer, a Bronze Star recipient with 22 years of experience in intelligence operations, a classified intelligence program codenamed Able Danger had uncovered two of the three 9/11 terrorist cells a year before the attacks and had identified four of the hijackers. Shaffer alerted the FBI in September of 2000, but the meetings he tried to set up with bureau officials were repeatedly blocked by military lawyers. Four credible witnesses have come forward to verify Shaffer's claims.

In August 2001, a Pan Am International Flight Academy instructor warned the FBI that a student (Zacarias Moussaoui) might use a commercial plane loaded with fuel as a weapon. The instructor asked "Do you realize that a 747 loaded with fuel can be used as a bomb?" Moussaoui was then arrested on immigration charges, but despite the repeated urging of the school and local agents, FBI headquarters refused a deeper investigation. The US also received dozens of detailed warnings (names, locations, dates) from the intelligence agencies of Indonesia, Great Britain, Germany, Italy, Egypt, Jordan, India, Argentina, Morocco, Russia, Israel, France and even the Taliban. It would seem that the entire world was onto the bungling Saudi hijackers and somewhat perplexed that the US wasn't taking preventative actions. But in each case the US, as if by design, chose not to investigate. Instead. Condoleezza Rice, on May 16, 2002, stated: "I don't think anybody could have predicted that these people would take an airplane and slam it into the World Trade Center, take another one and slam it into the Pentagon."

We also know that on the morning of 9/11, multiple Air Force war games and drills were in progress. The hijackers would have never made it to their targets without these war games: Operation Northern Vigilance ensured that many jet fighters that would have normally been patrolling the east coast were flying over Alaska and northern Canada in a drill that simulated a Russian air attack, complete with false radar blips.

Remarkably, operation Vigilant Guardian simulated hijacked planes in the north eastern sector, while real hijackers were in the same airspace. This drill had NORAD and the Air Force reacting to false blips on FAA radar screens. Some of these blips corresponded to real military aircraft in the air posing as hijacked aircraft. That's why when NORAD's airborne control officer, Lt. Col. Dawne Deskins, heard Boston claim it had a hijacked airliner, her first words were, "It must be part of the exercise."

Changing colours
If you follow the money, you can see that the people with the most to gain occupied the key military and civilian positions to help 9/11 happen, as well as to cover up the crime. Such is the hallmark of false flag operations throughout history. But the incredible scale of the 9/11 sham, and the sheer number of people who still refuse to see the mountain of truth in front of their eyes...that's what makes the September 11, 2001 attacks the greatest false flag operation of all time.

Hermann Göring stated: "Naturally the common people don't want war; neither in Russia, nor in England, nor in America, nor in Germany. That is understood. But after all, it is the leaders of the country who determine policy, and it is always a simple matter to drag the people along, whether it is a democracy, or a fascist dictatorship, or a parliament, or a communist dictatorship. ...Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is to tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country."

Adolf Hitler in Mein Kampf, a book still forbidden in some countries (such as France), wrote: "In the size of the lie there is always contained a certain factor of credibility, since the great masses of the people...will more easily fall victim to a great lie than to a small one."

Here is a link to the whole list.

Teen Angels

''THIS VINTAGE MAGAZINE IS FULL OF POEMS, FIRME OLD SCHOOL GANGSTER ART, PHOTOS OF VATOS AND HYNAS IN THE HOOD, HARDCORE PRISON PICS, STATIONARYS, PEN PALS, DEDICATIONS, OLD SCHOOL CHICANO TATTOO AND AZTEC ART, GANG ART, PHOTOS OF FAMILIAS, BABY TEEN ANGELS, CHOLOS, CHOLAS, CRIPS, BLOODS, LOWRIDERS, CHICANO TOONS, VATOS IN THE VARRIO SHOWING THERE PRIDE FOR THERE NEIGHBORHOODS AND MORE! BEST CHICANO MAGAZINE OUT THERE SINCE 1979!''

Some of these front covers are so good i can't believe they actually exist. Some guy has got them all for sale on ebay. I want to buy some.

I just brought the 1988 calendar. Fuck knows what kind of pictures are going to be lurking within it, but if you want one you'd better get in there quick because there's only 4 left. And the link probably wont even work by the time you click it because they'll all be sold, unlucky. Either that, or you'll be too thick to even want one.

Let me know if you get one, then we can be friends.

Unlucky

The problem with most racists is that they are complete cunts, so how is anybody going to take them seriously? This was one of my favourite TV moments ever. I know I'm a bit late with the BNP related news but i couldn't resist posting this so that everybody realised exactly what all them dickheads on that list were supporting.

Remember when Russel Brand met Mark Collett-

Part 2

Part 3

Also on a lighter note here is the latest bonanza T-shirt available for £10.99 from the main website, or by emailing me here- conroyvanwinkle@hotmail.co.uk

Nakedness

You may have noticed i have a stalker crush on the model from makimaki vintage. I see a lot of people comment that she's too thin on her blog and stuff like that. These kind of abnormalities are the things that usually make a girl more attractive to me.

Well anyway i found some naked pictures of her posted on some blog. Take a look if you like thin girls with no tits who look a bit like geeky boys.

You have to pay (small amount) for the suicide girls pics- link

But i think you can pretty much find all kinds of files of practically anyone you want naked here.-

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not sure whats in those second file links so you'll be going in blind...

Fighting fantasy

''Who remembers FIGHTING FANTASY books, they were good because they were quite thick, but you could finish them in about an hour so it sort of made you look intelligent in front of girls. My favourite's were Citadel of Chaos, Freeway Fighter, Phantoms of Fear, Slaves of The Abyss, Appointment with F.E.A.R. and The Rings of Kether.''

I just stole this from voodoo village, because it was a total blast from the past and i couldn't be bothered to think of anything of my own. These are pretty much the only books i have ever read, other than charlie and the chocolate factory. I would only get the ones which had the best front covers, or had the best illustrations in.

This was my best one:

It's basically like robot jox in book form.

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