Kanye and Jay-Z, in league with the devil

I use to live with a guy who was obsessed with those conspiracy theories about Tupac still being alive. ''Like if you take the 3rd letter from his name, multiply it by his date of birth, turn it sideways it spells Eagle. The eagle is a symbol of life, therefore he is alive.'' This guy use to write lists of these theories and pin them up on our notice board in the hallway. Also he stunk of TCP, i swear he either use to use it as a shower gel or an aftershave.
But anyway now these types are all worked up over the Jay-Z and Kanye theories. Apparently they are in league with the Illuminati (a secret society of powerful folk who rule the world and want to bring us all under the new world order).
If you know anything about Illuminati theories, these videos will mean something to you, otherwise they probably wont, but here you go:





"What it's about is the fact that Jigga is a Lucifer-worshiping Mason. And he's pulled in Kanye and Nas. All the symbols are masonic/pagain/satanic especially the pink goat's head shirt Kanye is wearing. And just listen to the song...it's about secret societies and the satanic Illuminati which employs JIgga. Do some research...free your mind." -RizNJ

Dead transexuals. Issue 1

Camilla Decastro was a Brazilian pre-op transsexual adult movie star and model. She had a regular spot on a Brazilian television show, Superpop. Camilla committed suicide when she leapt from her 8th-story apartment. Apparently drugs were involved in the circumstances of her death. She had announced her engagement to her German boyfriend one month before (June 26).

Surely these kinds of alternative celebrities are more interesting than the people we hear about all the time? Whilst they are still alive and haven't lept to their deaths, why don't we see them in heat and sneak magazine or at film premieres? The world is so shit.