Amazon wishlist #1

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''Gurlz''

If i was making a film, i would put this guy telling this story in it, i think it has a certain radness about it.

Speaking of which, my mate once told me this story of how his older brother nearly got thrown out of the house by his mum because she found a bizarre masturbatory device in his wardrobe. It was basically a jam jar to which he had somehow attached chicken fillets to the inside edge. He obviously then stuck his cock in it to simulate what he thought a vagina would feel like. A little odd i must say, but i wouldn't have thought it would warrant turfing him out on the streets for.

Kanye and Jay-Z, in league with the devil

I use to live with a guy who was obsessed with those conspiracy theories about Tupac still being alive. ''Like if you take the 3rd letter from his name, multiply it by his date of birth, turn it sideways it spells Eagle. The eagle is a symbol of life, therefore he is alive.'' This guy use to write lists of these theories and pin them up on our notice board in the hallway. Also he stunk of TCP, i swear he either use to use it as a shower gel or an aftershave.
But anyway now these types are all worked up over the Jay-Z and Kanye theories. Apparently they are in league with the Illuminati (a secret society of powerful folk who rule the world and want to bring us all under the new world order).
If you know anything about Illuminati theories, these videos will mean something to you, otherwise they probably wont, but here you go:





"What it's about is the fact that Jigga is a Lucifer-worshiping Mason. And he's pulled in Kanye and Nas. All the symbols are masonic/pagain/satanic especially the pink goat's head shirt Kanye is wearing. And just listen to the song...it's about secret societies and the satanic Illuminati which employs JIgga. Do some research...free your mind." -RizNJ

???

I could probably find this out by looking at her wikipedia page or something, but can someone tell me is it a man? Most of this popular culture shit washes straight over me so i don't have a fucking clue like some kind of confused nan, so someones got to help me out here. What's the gender? Sources and proof would help.

Also if it is a man would you still fuck with it?

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Dark Fellowships- The Nazi Cult

This is one of the best documentaries ever. You have to watch it, it's in quite good quality aswell.

''Uncover the truth surrounding one of the most renowned and feared organisations in the world, the Vril Society.

Legend has it that the original members of the society believed they could live under the earth and fly to far away stars powered by a mysterious substance called Vril. They also believed that one day they would rule the world.

This dangerous group existed at the core of the Nazi Party, and like many dark fellowships, remnants of the group still exist today, almost 100 years after its founding.

In this special, viewers will discover what occult rites were performed by the organisation in their dark lust for ultimate power''.

Hitler youth

If you're going to give all your kids Hitlerish names and then get a Swastika tattoo at least have the guts to admit that you're into Nazi stuff.

American food #7

Ain't got time to bleed

Will someone design me a retro tattoo with a skull crying blood with the text ''ain't got time to bleed.'' Thanks

The saturdays - choose 1 (or two)

It doesn't matter how cool you think you are, or how old you get, when a new girl band comes along you have to choose your favourite. It's like an unwritten law of mankind.

I don't have a clue what there names are so i've numbered them to make it easier.

For me it's number 4, i love the petiteness and the fact i can't tell what the fuck her ethnic origin is. And because she's just fit.

Closely followed by number 3, because she looks like she may have once been a man or be somewhere in between, this makes her more interesting than the others.

Number 1 is dryness with too short hair.

Number 2 has flared nostrils.

Number 5 is too blond with a big tongue.

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Pleasure for sale

I don't really see the appeal of prostitutes, if i was really that desperate i'd rather just crack one out. There are loads of documentaries on these legal brothels but this one seems to show more of the realities of these places.

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You can see loads more episodes in this guys youtube page:

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Gaylords

Good gays:

Bad Gays:


Learn the difference.

P.s i just have to point out that the video is the gayest thing you will ever see and if you just skipped over this post and could not be bothered to watch it, you really need to go back and experience it.

What gender is your brain? - Test

''Some researchers say that men can have 'women's brains' and that women can think more like men.''

Do you want to know what sex your brain is? Then do this test god dammit. I was just told my brain was exactly in the middle like some odd intersexed creature. Thanks for that. Obviously all it really means is i'd be more sensitive to a woman's needs in the bedroom than you.

Here is the test. Tell me your results so i don't get insecurities about my sexual identity, thanks.

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Le Bien, La Mal

Vlad the impaler from Teenage Ghosts

Yes that's Patrick Swayze as a centaur surrounded by rainbows. Rad.