Steven Seagal has been obsessed with all things chink for so long he has actually started to look Japanese. My mate refused to believe he wasn't half jap (i think he just squints a lot), so i had to google the fucker to prove it. I found out that not only does he have his own line of knives on the market, he has also released a couple of albums.
He use to have an aftershave called 'scent of action'. If anyone can find me a picture i'll swap it for a jpg. of Michael Jackson photoshopped to have tits.
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