Monday, 25 May 2009

Bum Aids

Let's face it, we've all been down on a girl's ass at some stage, maybe after you had a few drinks or perhaps it was her birthday? You might even be the kind of guy whose into doing it on a regular basis, if that's the case you will probably also be the kind of guy who eats kebabs when sober and licks the bones clean at chicken cottage.

Do you remember those big bowls in the school canteen into which you would scrape your plate when finished? Then they would take them all off to a pig farm or something. There was a Yugoslavian kid in my school with Spock ears who use to go over to those left over bowls and pick out the odd half eaten hot dog or something. I expect he grew up to be a fully fledged ass eater.

As a man it's probably the hottest act you can watch one girl perform on another, but the question is, is this unholy act safe? Well now there's a website dedicated to the subject. You can send in all your woes to the problem page, for example:
''Dear Ass Master,
My boyfriend keeps telling me that if I learn to eat his ass deep enough, I could lick his prostate. Is that really true?Betty, OH''

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