youtube covers

If you just type whatever song you like and 'cover' into youtube, you will get a whole fucking list of people doing their own interpretations of that song. Quite often with a ukulele. Basically if you film yourself singing a song into the camera and upload it onto the internet, it's pretty much guaranteed i'm going to hate you. That's just the way it is.
Anyway here are some highlights, i'll try and deal with one song in particular to start with...

If this guy was in full drag, i could just about handle him. At least then he'd be honest.


This girl looks like she either had a stroke or was born with very little control over her mouth movement, but i still want to bend her over and eat her out from behind. Despite the hair do.



If i passed this fucker in the street, i'd probably push her under the wheel of a heavy goods vehicle. Sorry.



I can't really say anything hateful about this girl. She looks like the kind of intelligent little super geek you secretly wanted to fuck at school, but knew you'd never get a chance unless you were border line autistic.

This leads us swiftly onto another breed. The ones who put up their own material. It's always complete shit, guaranteed.
'Frankielovestoday' is clearly influenced by Kate Nash. In other words she tries to sing like fucking Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins.


Back to covers...
This guy just disturbs me, i think he might storm a school with some weapons or something...


Had to show you this one because the guy in the middle looked half pigeon...


And last of all i actually quite like this one, because they look like they're from some end of the world cult who'll all decide to kill themselves one day...

This one's fully exempt from all the hatred. This is more like the American version of the wicker man than that recent Nicholas Cage nonsense.

Most of these fuckers are acting so disgustingly, showing us such embarrassing over genuine forms of self expression they might as well just be masturbating.