Wednesday, 28 January 2009

Time destroys everything #2

I'm pretty sure i got one of my first boners to Madonna in desperately seeking Susan. Also, she always reminded me of my cousin who is the same age as me. So more or less all my life i have wanted to fuck my cousin. I know it's not a great idea to see family reunions as an opportunity to get some action, but i couldn't help it. I only ever see her once a year or something, so it doesn't really count as incest does it? I basically know she has always felt the same but neither of us ever had the guts to do anything about it. Probably one of the biggest regrets of my life i suppose. Anyway, it's always been one of my top ten fantasies or something, along with fucking my old science teacher who i once had to watch dissect a lambs heart (the bits of heart under her finger nails totally killed it for me). I'm pretty much over my cousin lust now as i looked her up on facebook to crack one over her pictures but found she'd gained loads of weird weight and has ended up morphing into a disturbing version of my Auntie.


andrea said...

Madonna used to look so cool in that movie; she is repulsive now!! I have a space dress. Lady Gaga purports to be a woman, but I am just not convinced. Have you heard this:

Martorialist said...

Oh man. Tell me about it.

She was unfuckwithable when i was a kid during that '84 - '91 era but now she looks like a cross between a withered old piece of fruit and Lily Savage.