Uvulva

I'm one of those people who never finishes anything and just always puts thing off until tomorrow, like completing your university degree or bothering to contact your illustration agent so he forgets that he ever actually agreed to represent you in the first place. Usually i just think who gives a shit, but when it comes to your physical body you should be a little more careful i suppose.

After i'd had my tonsils removed a while ago (it fucking kills) i took a look in the mirror at the back of my throat to assess the damage. It all looked OK at first but then i noticed that little thing which hangs down in the middle had gone missing. The fuckers had just lopped it off without so much as asking. Can they even do this? Anyway i just couldn't be bothered to ask why they'd taken it, so now i live a healthy life without one.

I have no idea what this thing is for, apparently it's called a 'Uvulva' or weather you are capable of living as a normal adult male without one (can i still have kids?) but if anyone knows anything about this please tell me. Thanks.