80 blocks from Tiffany's

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If you look at the comments of the previous post you will see that hip hop professor the martorialist has left me a recommendation for a youtube clip (thanks). Which led me to this other documentary thing, i haven't even watched it yet, but it looks pretty rad. I have so many documentaries to catch up on i might post a couple more here.

Part 7 seems to be missing, if you find it let me know.

Here's the description from youtube:

''This 1979 documentary film focuses on gangs such as the savage skulls & nomads who occupied areas of the south bronx. Perhaps even more compelling is considering that the backdrop and social conditions in this film are a 'far cry' from the lifestyle being promoted through disco music and film. Perhaps this answers questions to why many people took preference over the funk records which arguably pathed the way for Hip Hop culture. ''

Jonzun Crew - Pack Jam (1983)

fanny packs

New age hippies too comfortable with their vaginas for their own good...

I don't get this in any way shape or form.Bags that look like cunts.

I couldn't have any kind of relations with a girl who had one of these vadge-satchels. Imagine, for example, if i wanted to take her round my nans. It just wouldn't work.

From their description:

''More than a sumptuous Renaissance bag, the Velvet V represents in three-dimensional form the sacred portal to the feminine temple.''

''Each has sumptuous fabric labia and a beautiful button clitoris.''

They're not fucking cheap either:

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Brian M. Viveros

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merchandise #1

Guys i'd swing for #2

Dreamtime #2

Last night i had a dream that i went to a restaurant which was only serving bear curry. It was very tough meat. I had to eat it as i was worried people would think i was some kind of pussy clut . Now i found out it actually exists...Then i dreamt i went round Natalie Portman's house (she lived in the loft of a farm outbuilding). I found her playing one of those world of warcraft type games naked. She was strangely hairy with a crud tattoo of a rectangle on her left shoulder blade. She told me to look out the window into the farmyard where there were many cars scattered about the place. She said i could take my pick of any one of them like that scene in karate kid. I always loved that scene as a kid, maybe one of my best film scenes ever. I always wanted to be offered to choose one of those cars, but now that i finally had reached this point in my life i suddenly realised my own car was probably better than any of those on offer. So i turned her down and she was 50% offended, 50% impressed. This is a crucial point in a mans life when he realises his own vehicle is better than any of those Mr Miagi could offer him. It's your entry into manhood, like overcoming your father in a fight. Anyway after i politely said 'no thanks', Natalie wanted to play a weird sex game where i blew up an inflatable toy car whilst she lay underneath it getting sexual thrills from the sensation of it expanding over her body.
How can my brain think up something like bear curry whilst i am fast asleep? The mind is a wonderful thing.

1983

Could someone please find me a download of this, thankyou. x

Also...

The dark side of fame- Mickey Rourke

become the woman you know you are and always have been...

If they have any kind of shops in hell, this is the kind of stuff they'll be selling...
This is little beauty is what they call a v-string. It's like a g-string, but it's worn by tranny types to make them feel they've got their very own V.G.

You see, you can pull your cock down through the hole so your bell piece pokes through and acts as the clit, which if you think about it, means you can sort of piss like a woman too.

Here's how it looks in practice...

Ok fair enough, the v-string, i can just about handle that, they can match your skin tone and pubic hair type, no problem with that, but surely there is no need for these monstrosities...

Full rubber 'female' face masks. If anybody is thinking of making a horror film i think these would be your best option for the serial killer's disguise. If you're still not convinced then take a look at these full female body suits...

Check all the products out here if you want to.

Time destroys everything #2

I'm pretty sure i got one of my first boners to Madonna in desperately seeking Susan. Also, she always reminded me of my cousin who is the same age as me. So more or less all my life i have wanted to fuck my cousin. I know it's not a great idea to see family reunions as an opportunity to get some action, but i couldn't help it. I only ever see her once a year or something, so it doesn't really count as incest does it? I basically know she has always felt the same but neither of us ever had the guts to do anything about it. Probably one of the biggest regrets of my life i suppose. Anyway, it's always been one of my top ten fantasies or something, along with fucking my old science teacher who i once had to watch dissect a lambs heart (the bits of heart under her finger nails totally killed it for me). I'm pretty much over my cousin lust now as i looked her up on facebook to crack one over her pictures but found she'd gained loads of weird weight and has ended up morphing into a disturbing version of my Auntie.

Bonanza Fahions #1

Revelations of a Mother Goddess

This is three hours long or something. David Icke interviewing 'Arizona Wilder'. Basically she's a bit mad and thinks she's seen the Queen mum in lizard form eating human flesh at satanic rituals, so the interview is quite entertaining. Also David Icke gives his own little Illuminati tour of London at the beginning which is pretty interesting.

''Arizona Wilder, formerly Jennifer Greene, was mind-programmed from birth, to become one of the three most important female conductors of Satanic rituals on the planet. Her programmer was Josef Mengele, the notorious, "Angel of Death" in the Nazi concentration camps and when he died in the late 1980's her programming began to break down. In this video interview with David Icke, she describes human sacrifice rituals at Glamis Castle and Balmoral, in which the Queen, the Queen Mother and other members of the Royal Family sacrificed children in Satanic ceremonies. She talks of the same experiences with Henry Kissinger, George Bush, Bill Clinton, members of the Rockefeller and Rothschild families and a host of the most famous names in the United States and the United Kingdom. Your view of the world will never be the same when you hear the revelations of Arizona Wilder and their relevance to your daily life.''