I don't get this in any way shape or form.Bags that look like cunts.
I couldn't have any kind of relations with a girl who had one of these vadge-satchels. Imagine, for example, if i wanted to take her round my nans. It just wouldn't work.
From their description:
''More than a sumptuous Renaissance bag, the Velvet V represents in three-dimensional form the sacred portal to the feminine temple.''
''Each has sumptuous fabric labia and a beautiful button clitoris.''
They're not fucking cheap either: