'rock out' toys for all the family
an 'ironic jacket' available at ebay
A unique Japanese toy which isn't available in your country (that's what the internet's for).
A t-shirt for a special girl in your life, with a vague reference to a sexual act you once performed on her. The trouble is you can't work out weather A.) she will get it, or B.) it's crossing the line. True story.
A must have gadget
A kachina doll. The new kokeshi 3 years ahead of it's release in john lewis.
A cd full of celeb nudez. Bonus points for making them yourself.
Retro films, posters or merchandise
A very limited edition action figure
A cosplay outfit
Some 'street-art' with SUBTLE sexual/political undertones.