In shops like Urban outfitters and American Retro they sell a selection of the shittest 'stocking filler' type presents known to man. Take this for example, a remote control for your girlfriend. This thing doesn't do anything. If you give it to someone they can't do anything with it. I can't even begin to imagine what kind of a cunt would buy such a thing.
They actually do ''control a boss'' and ''control a cat'' as well.
Just buy me a fucking apple or something if you're stuck for ideas, at least i could eat that.