one of my customers gave me this top as a Christmas present. How do i get myself into these awkward situations? I'm a male in his mid twenties with just your average reasonable taste in clothes and i had to pretend to be enthusiastic about receiving this item in front of several people. It's made of some fucked up velour material which seems to get under my fingernails whenever i touch it, which strangely seems to activate my gag reflex. To make things worse it has a price tag on it of $96 so now i feel really ungrateful.
There is no way on earth i can wear a double XL velour top with 'take life' written on the back. Anybody want it?