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Sunday 25 January 2009

''Gurlz''


If i was making a film, i would put this guy telling this story in it, i think it has a certain radness about it.

Speaking of which, my mate once told me this story of how his older brother nearly got thrown out of the house by his mum because she found a bizarre masturbatory device in his wardrobe. It was basically a jam jar to which he had somehow attached chicken fillets to the inside edge. He obviously then stuck his cock in it to simulate what he thought a vagina would feel like. A little odd i must say, but i wouldn't have thought it would warrant turfing him out on the streets for.

4 comments:

Kelvin Mack10zie said...

Obviously, he should've used salmon fillets instead.

O'Real said...

the smell off old chicken fillets would be unreal after even a week. we used to have a stink jar and chicken was the only thing that smelt in it. worse than fish, milk, human poo...

Conroy said...

ha ha, What the fuck is a stink jar? please explain that.

LaWeez Hynes said...

Chicken and sex? Fuck me, where do I sign up?