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Thursday 12 February 2009

Extreme boner killers #1

Don't you hate it when you discover a tragic flaw in an otherwise perfectly acceptable human being? Like finding out your best mate has set up a profile on second life, or even worse when you realise a girl you were into is a vegetarian.

Well look at this girl, more than acceptable, not really into the facial piercing but i can let that go... Pretty amaizing body to be honest...

She has the whole androgynous look pretty much down to perfection (who else is into that?)...

Then just when you think she couldn't get much better...


...You find out she has a tattoo which looks like something an autistic kid would scribble on the back of their exercise book. I don't really want to have to jizz on a disabled child's drawing to be honest.

If i repeatedly performed the unholy act, it may eventually condition my brain to rely on that kind of imagery to achieve any kind of arousal.

That glimpse of tit shows she could have had so much potential.

Could you maintain the full adult male erectile state in the face of such turmoil?

6 comments:

Kelvin Mack10zie said...

I don't think i've ever seen a chick with a non corny tattoo.

Did you see that recent video of Salma Hayek breastfeeding some African kid with her magnificent Hanging Gardens Of Babylon type tits? That was an extreme boner killer for me.

Anonymous said...

What's wrong with vegetarian chicks?

Conroy said...

they don't eat meat

Conroy said...

martorialist, why the fuck was salma hayek titfeeding an african?

Anonymous said...

vegetarian chicks are the only type to date!

Anonymous said...

vegetarian chicks are the only type to date!