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Who the fuck is gonna buy this?

An actual real Barbie doll of Tippi Hedren being attacked by crows in Alfred Hitchock's the Birds.

Look at the product description,

''As you can see, the doll is being assaulted by a trio of angry avian attackers, making this one of very few products to be both awesome and classy.''

''Includes real fake birds!''

''High-quality head looks scared and has awesome hair!''

Also:

Who would want a little model of the fourteen year old girl out of the exorsist legging it down the stairs upside down with a demented look on her face.

''Exorcist Regan Spider Walk action figure''.

Thanks for making these.